Best answer ever.
I like to think the Dark Brotherhood would recruit me in real life, but I’m not sure they want someone who’d kill just to loot pretty outfits. Actually wait yes they would.
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Pass “GO” and collect / take an arrow in the knee.
id buy it.
Then we did Mehrunes Dagon’s quest, or rather, finally finished it after fucking around for ten years. Shit yes I want your fucking Razor, give it here, you ugly slag.
Apparently we shouldn’t have called Dagon an ugly slag, because then he sent two Dremora after us and laughed about it. Mehrunes Dagon is a dickhead. He’s also an ugly slag. The horse still loves dead things. I don’t think he will ever stop being interested in dead things.
On the bright side, one of the Dremora was carrying a key to this sweet place under the shrine, where there was a shit-ton of loot. Dremora Caitiff are weak as shit, by the way. They’re second from the bottom of the stack as far as Dremora go, so we were able to one-shot both of these guys before they even knew Elatos was there.
I’m slightly concerned that these Dremora look so much like elves. I wonder if this was just laziness on BethSoft’s part; they literally look just like Dunmer but with a slight palette-swap. Their voices are cool as hell, though. Hopefully we’ll get to see more Dremora soon.
not my favourite but fun.
Jess, how do you make such perfect things?
mmmmm me gusta
Sovngarde | The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Just another day in Skyrim.
That’s my character, Bean Weasel, by the way.
Not Going to Guard School. Nope. Stop asking.
So, as I’m a reasonably lonely person, I decided I would play some Skyrim as a way to see out the New Year, and work on a bit of the mainstream quests (Gotten too caught up doing all the side quests…).
I was on my way to Karthspire, which meant travelling through a stupid valley, when I was attacked by a Blood Dragon. It wouldn’t land, because it was a fucking valley, and so I thought I’d just ride on to the quest location, because there were peeps waiting there that could help me fight the bloody dragon.
I didn’t know there was a Forsworn camp there too.
They were content to fight the dragon for me for a while, however when the dragon flew off to do an aerial dive, the Forsworn turned on me. So, I was stuck fighting them for a bit, meanwhile the dragon has returned and is making all sorts of roaring sounds to the Song of the Dragonborn in the background.
This was all well and good, and when the Forsworn were dead, I could turn my attentions to fighting the dragon once more. Except, there was a little problem.
Another dragon had shown up.
So, I was fighting (Or rather, had Shadowmere fight for me) two dragons at once. This wasn’t much of a challenge, because my trusty horse was fighting for me, however, once they were dead, I couldn’t help but stand back and laugh my ass off.
They’d fallen in such a way that it looked like one was giving a blowjob to the other when they died.
Happy New Year.